ADDICTED TO PAINTBALL HOW CAN YOU TELL?

*YOU REFER TO YOUR GUN AS A MARKER

*WHEN WALKING INTO YOUR LOCAL PAINTBALL STORE THE OWNER KNOWS YOUR NAME

*WHEN BUYING PAINT, YOU INSPECT THE PRODUCT AS THOUGH IT WAS FRESH PRODUCE

*PEOPLE COME TO YOU FOR ADVICE ABOUT PRODUCTS

*HAVE NAMED YOUR GUN

*YOU CURRENTLY SUBSCRIBE TO A PAINTBALL MAGAZINE

*COMMONLY WEAR PAINTBALL CLOTHING IN PUBLIC

 *TO TALK TO GUN AS THOUGH IT WOULD UNDERSTAND OR LISTEN

*THE MARKER HAS MORE UPGRADES THAN YOUR CAR

*THINK MORE ABOUT PAINTBALL THAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND

*DRIVE BY THE LOCAL FIELD JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT

*LOVE THE SMELLOF THE LOCAL FIELD

*CAN SUPPORT ATLEAST 2 NEW PLAYERS ENOUGH AIR, PAINT AND MARKER FOR THE DAY

*23 SHOTS PER SECOND IS NOT FAST ENOUGH

*HAVE ENOUGH SPARE PARTS TO BUILD A THIRD GUN

*YOU DISCHARGE THE CO2 JUST TO COOL OFF YOUR BEVERAGE

*DREAMS OF HAVING YOUR PICTURE OR PRODUCT ON THE LASTEST EDITION OF PAINTBALL MAGAZINE

*ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS PLAY PAINTBALL

 *IF YOU HAVE A SECOND BANK ACCOUNT TO HIDE THE TRANSACTIONS FROM YOUR WIFE

*WHEN MEETING NEW PEOPLE YOU LOOK FOR VUNERABILITY

*WANT TO GET SPONSORED TO PLAY PAINTBALL

*ALL THE TREES HAVE FRESH PAINT ON THEM

*HAVE DECORATED THE HOUSE WITH PAINTBALL PRODUCTS

*GUN IS ALWAYS IN YOUR HANDS

*ALWAYS SEARCHING FOR NEW UPGRADES AND PRODUCTS

*CAN TAKE AND PUT BACK YOUR GUN TOGETHER BLIND FOLDED

*YOU KNOW HOW TO REMOVE YOUR CO2 TANK WITHOUT MAKING IT HISS

 *WHEN WALKING INTO A NEW PLACE, YOU INSTANTLY LOOK FOR SNIPER PLACES OR GOOD COVER

*KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CO2 AND NITROGEN AIR

*THE ONLY GOOD STORIES YOU HAVE ARE ABOUT PAINTBALL

*ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW TEAM MATES FOR YOUR TEAM

*WILLING TO SORT OUT YOUR PAINTBALLS AND INSPECT THEM FOR ANY FLATSPOTS